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vph-mcse-p: girls r nsty

vph-mcse-p:

girls r nsty

(Source: magneticpersonality)

so apparantly

Australia and a few European countries have banned small-breasted women in porn and sexual scenes in music videos and movies. Basically trying to discourage small-breasted women from being seen sexually. Why? The reason being because small breasts encourage pedophilia 


I’m not trying to be an Australian porn star or anything, but excuse me.

Um, what?

How fucking dare they

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unclenicky:

omfg I’ve always wanted this song

musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke

kids: but we're broke too

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saltwash: real lion king

saltwash:

real lion king

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miramoondarling: delirious-bugnasty: justlikesoup: theflapperfactor: Your Digital Flapper Dictionary Terms and Useful Phrases That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet! I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle! A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated) That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly! A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed Beer   -   Giggle Water Legs   -   Gams Boobs  -  Ninny Pies Rich Person   -   an egg The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels! That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees! Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks! That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas! Classy   -   Swanky I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get! Time to update my vocabulary. literally perfection

miramoondarling:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

literally perfection

davidout-sortir:

And then there was logic.

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